Showing You Poor Fools How It's Done

I am not going to tell you what Lisa’s bra size is.  Ask Digger, he paws through her undergarments drawers enough.  And tell him that the next time he does so, a top bomb will detonate in his face.

Have you ever thrown up while you were spinning?

Only when Digger exposes himself.  The last time I had to be hospitalized with dehydration, it was terrible.

Otherwise, only amateurs throw up while spinning.

Now this is just sad

So much idiocy, not enough hours in the day to teach everyone.